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has anyone seen this commercial. there is a singing chocoloate chip cookie and some punk kids walking with him, they're animated, and they are just walking around singing "chips ahoy. OYE OYE OYE!" then a little monkey cop comes up to them saying NO NO NO! Not punky, chuncky!!!
it kind of scared me.

are you sure it was an actual commercial, or just something in your head

Actually, the new Volkswagen commercials w/ "The Speed" are a bit scary

Aqua "my Speed steals my cookies" phase

at first i really did think i was tripping.

"the speed steals my appetite"ach

It really is quite amusing.

Though I think monkey-cop is the most disturbing thing about it.

It appeals to two separate groups at the same time. Kids who like cookies, and Roaches who like cookies.

We need more monkey-cops!

I acutally really liked the shortened version of that commercial (without the "neat/sweet"-rhyming bit), especially the monkey cop. I'm all about primate authority.

The part that creeped me out was at the end when the cookie burst out from behind the logo/banner and shouted "Oi!" one last time for good measure. There's nothing good about that.

"...or who you are or what you do."

and then i noticed on the business cd i have, the label is "ahoy"... odd?

has anyone seen this commercial. there is a singing chocoloate chip cookie and some punk kids walking with him, they're animated, and they are just walking around singing "chips ahoy. OYE OYE OYE!" then a little monkey cop comes up to them saying NO NO NO! Not punky, chuncky!!!
it kind of scared me.

Friends and I were discussing this commercial the same day you posted this. Were you watching the Andy Griffith marathon on tvland that weekend? Because they must've shown that commercial at every break. I had never seen it before and after the 50th time, it was creeping us out too.

And it is quite cheezily annoying.

has anyone seen this commercial. there is a singing chocoloate chip cookie and some punk kids walking with him, they're animated, and they are just walking around singing "chips ahoy. OYE OYE OYE!" then a little monkey cop comes up to them saying NO NO NO! Not punky, chuncky!!!
it kind of scared me.

Friends and I were discussing this commercial the same day you posted this. Were you watching the Andy Griffith marathon on tvland that weekend? Because they must've shown that commercial at every break. I had never seen it before and after the 50th time, it was creeping us out too.

And it is quite cheezily annoying.

I watched it during The Nanny(jewish say oye, not oi).

I've never seen this commercial, but I wish this thread would die because the thought of it makes me shudder every time I see the title.

jew hater


(Kosher chips ahoy... oye oye oye)

I've never seen this commercial, but I wish this thread would die because the thought of it makes me shudder every time I see the title.

you have to watch it. HAVE TO! It's the cutest monkey cop EVER!

Cookie commercials in general creep the hell out of me. The keebler elves rule my nightmares.

Play "Mommy make the bad elves stop" Doh