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1. It must be impossible to run up a flight of stairs and masturbate at the same time.

2. I hate people who think they're crazy and wacky because they come to work with a tie on that has Homer Simpson or something on it. They want to do something really crazy like come to work with their own shit in a tupperware box to have for lunch.

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands

but not whilst running up a flight of stairs

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands

but not whilst running up a flight of stairs

I think that observation would be accurate.

1. Of course, you would reach the top of the stairs before climax.

2. Amen.

Well, at least you had a productive day at the office.

Sy "more productive than mine" bil