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i was coming into the library with my mom
and we saw this guy outside of the library and he was walking towards us and he said to my mom 'how old is she?' and pointed at me. and we were like '17.' and he said, "whoa secret handshake!" and started giving me this 'secret' handshake. then he asked me what grade i was in and i was like 'uuuuh, 11th' and he was like NEAT and walked off.

it was rreeeally creepy.

i was coming into the library with my mom
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did you have your ID, phyllisrabeneejad?

just remember kids: don't take candy for strangers or rides from people you don't know.

that's not funny - that's creepy!

Today I was at the library and a kid I know ran up to me and said, "Hey! Chris! I'm in a movie!"

"Like hell you are," I said. Well, no I didn't, but I said something to that extent that was age-appropriate.

Then she showed me the script. "Well. I'm very proud of you," I said, "and how your career is going much better than mine."

"Like hell you are," I said. Well, no I didn't, but I said something to that extent that was age-appropriate.

SHOW ME UR TITS LOL