Forkers Central

(this exact spot is now a rubbley hole in the ground, BTW)

sam = jackson from gilmore girls. like an exact replica. why did i just notice that?

um, caption.... caption.... "Anthropologie for Men"? check out our chic subtly mismatched and frayed winter line, in stores now.

"Oh man, the temperature has dropped into the double digits. Better get out the winter gear."

(this exact spot is now a rubbley hole in the ground, BTW)

Sam and I noticed that on Saturday. I knew they were doing road work, but I didn't realize they'd be knocking down the old store!

- Mere "I always meant to take a photo of the English Color sign" 1975

"big shopping day."


frog"recycle"gy

B-double E-double R-U-N
Beer Ruuuuuuuuunnn
All we need is a ten and fiver,
car and key and a sober driver

It's freakin cold here, are you sure we're in Texas?

I think hifi wins. But I'm going to submit a TMBG song. It' not really a caption, so much as what I think should be playing in the background.

There has been a spacecraft sighted
Flying high above the sky
Sirens declare there's one among us from Venus!

Volunteers, we need volunteers
Soldiers to meet them
Have no fear
Have no fear
You will be killed right away
I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus for science!

I'm so brave
I'm so brave
I'll be her love slave

He's so brave
He's so brave
He'll be her love slave forever!

'we're at good records, and getting drunk is the only way to tolerate it.'

OR

'one of these things is not like the other!--the adult version!'

OR

"surly! slurry!"

OR

"the three forkerteers!"

HISTORICAL MARKER
617 Good Latimer, Dallas, TX
Birthplace of The Forkers

Paid for by the Society of Free Music, Canned Beer, Jerky and Smirks

HISTORICAL MARKER
617 Good Latimer, Dallas, TX
Birthplace of The Forkers

Paid for by the Society of Free Music, Canned Beer, Jerky and Smirks

if you remember the birth of the Forkers society, then you weren't really there.

"I think Dooms inside, let's wallop him with a six pack of Bud!"

all i remember is something about two rival myspace groups: forkers and spacklers. next thing I know, I'm throwing gang signs and forking spork members in the groin. how did i end up in this mess? myspace is a gateway website.

hahahaha i took that picture!

i remember when i posted it on the old forum and the thread was deleted by the next morning. (i think justin or someone said it mustve just been a fuck up with the forum though..)

yeah, i dont have a caption..

...'one of these things is not like the other!--the adult version!'....

So, does my lack of a scarf somehow make me the minority kid? Or is it Bud, Busch, Bud? I guess I'm not good at this game.