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Revenge of the Haiku Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:08 am
by aquaphase
OK, to calm us before the mid-term storm of red staters vs. blue staters, let's partake in some lovely haiku.


haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:22 am
by sam
ebay, very harsh
what I should not want I do
bid and fail, again

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:03 am
by Irock
Perry's a Nazi
but that doesn't mean Dayla's
not going to hell

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:38 am
by mere1975
Brain can't form haikus
or write articles for work
while iTunes play. Sssh!

- Mere "mute" 1975

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:46 am
by roach
fuck you overnights
i hope it hurts you a lot
roach is not happy

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:55 am
by mere1975
Fuck you InDesign
Why does a 1-hour project
take me more like 4?

- Mere "because I didn't draw comps" 1975

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:57 am
by mere1975
Sam's asleep in bed
Anyone dare me to dip
his hand in water?

- Mere "warm water" 1975

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:26 am
by roach
sams hand in water
oh no did you go peepee?
that's not pee, silly

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:08 am
by Steveums
knit one and purl one
it's very theraputic
and results in scarves

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:42 pm
by katie
i detest getting
parking violations on
the streets of boston

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:31 pm
by Irock
Today I voted
drove to work with loud music
Jeff Lynne's a genius.

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:40 pm
by squeezle
voted in a shirt
that says "Not My President."
six years old. still true.

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:49 pm
by mr_j
you want me to do
a haiku? i got nothing.
sorry aquaphase

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:09 pm
by monet2u
yes, I always vote
because I feel so strongly
we can make a change

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:22 pm
by Irock
No, no me gusto
EspaƱol, pero puedo
gano un "A"