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we're more of a republic than a union.

Still, that sure is a pretty driveway.

You say military academy and I think of a deranged Tom Cruise in Taps blasting away at the National Guard with a 30 cal. That was sweet. I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.

I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.

Stick it in Katy Holmes' cervix?

They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.

You say military academy and I think of a deranged Tom Cruise in Taps blasting away at the National Guard with a 30 cal. That was sweet. I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.

that movie was totally awesome. it made me want to get shot by my goevernment.

They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.

Here, here. In fact, it'd probably look a lot like your avatar!

They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.

Here, here. In fact, it'd probably look a lot like your avatar!

In fact, that is a picture from a different in-utero cervix forking procedure I performed sometime ago at an un-disclosed celebs home in the Hollywood Hills. I can't say much more, "doctor" patient privelege and all *trim spa*.

On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....

On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....

Oh, that is just deliciously twisted.

On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....

Oh, that is just deliciously twisted.

Xenu needs to come back on his DC-8 and take that asshole back with him!

that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. and I enjoy it.
Did anyone happen to see the "best week ever" on VH1 where this fella was commenting on the Pitt-Jolie child and the Cruise-Holmes spawn??? Very funny shit. Made it out to be that P-J was our new saviour and senthere to destroy the new demon spawn from hell C-H. Yea, I laughed.

Taps-excellent movie.

TAPS and Red Dawn were my two favorite films as a kid. We'd round up the neighborhood kids and create games out of both movies. TAPS involved running and then pretending you were getting shredded by machine gun fire. The more dramatic the fall the better. Red Dawn just involved blowing snot bubbles.

A childhood in Garland was rad.

TAPS and Red Dawn were my two favorite films as a kid. We'd round up the neighborhood kids and create games out of both movies. TAPS involved running and then pretending you were getting shredded by machine gun fire. The more dramatic the fall the better. Red Dawn just involved blowing snot bubbles.

A childhood in Garland was rad.

weird, that's almost like my childhood a couple cities over in balch spring. substitute TAPS for Goonies.
we were ready for the damned russians to land outside our elementry.