Ask the Person Below You

[ifihadahifi]

I guess it depends on the perspective.

Am I aging like an overstuffed couch or like a fine wine?

[NerfHerder]

Probably like a fine couch.

If you were born in a different time period as a general, would it be with: The Roman Legions OR The American Revolution OR *insert your own option here*?

[ChrisLovesYou]

Just a clarification- would I be born a general in that time period? Or would I be born in that time period and later become a general? Regardless, the choice would definitely have to be growing up to become a general during the Clone Wars. But if I had to pick actual real-world history, the Second World War I suppose probably.

In a field, there is a horse. Is it your patriotism?

[NerfHerder]

It's my horse, just like you said. My patriotism is the stuff that comes out of my ass when I'm taking a shit.

Do you think we will find aliens first or will they find us?

[froggorino]

they have found us. we will find them when they decide they want to be found.

are you lazy?

[sam]

I bothered to post, so I'm not that lazy. But I could do better at doing less. I know I've got it in me.

Most consecutive nights spent on a couch?

[Irock]

Two? No more than three, I'm pretty sure.

Most consecutive nights you've let somone crash on you couch?

i "gotta be in the 100s" rock

[guseldorph]

about seven. when my friend shot himself in the foot. (literally)


i'm going to six flags today. wanna come with?

[monet2u]

no...I do not find amusement parks amusing, but thanks for asking





how do you handle being sleepy at work?

[roach]

i usually do a rail off my secretary's ass.


how do you feel about taking 2 hour lunches?

[Irock]

I feel great about taking two hour lunches, esp since the bossman became a short-timer.

How do you feel about eating at your desk while on a conference call?

[froggorino]

as long as you, for god's sake, do it quietly. nothing worse than talking on the phone with a person while they eat. like, fucking call me back or something when your mouth is not smacking, alright? sheesh.

make any new friends lately?

frog"for me, rish!"gy

[monet2u]

I'm all for eating at my desk, but I really hate conference calls. *SNOOZE*

However, if you must you must just mute as you crunch/smack your food.

EDIT: I made 2 new friends over tiki drinks last nite....we all agreed that Hooters serves some mighty fine chicken wings.



Do you shop at a local farmers market?

[froggorino]

as long as you, for god's sake, do it quietly. nothing worse than talking on the phone with a person while they eat. like, fucking call me back or something when your mouth is not smacking, alright? sheesh.

make any new friends lately?

frog"for me, rish!"gy

and yes, i do.

make any ew friends lately, i ask again...

frog"going to hell for quoting myself, but you would too if you typed as poorly as i"gy

[monet2u]

hmmm ok, well actually I made 4 new, no 5 new friends last nite...but only discussed the chicken wings at Hooters with 2 of them.



Do you like fried chicken?