Ask the Person Below You

[ifihadahifi]

I keep telling my wife I'm taking her to the fireworks show in my pants.
She puts up with more than any decent woman should.

Have you ever had a firework go off in your hand? (literally or figuratively)

[Capricorndog]

Thank God no.

Do you like the smell of sulfur?

[roach]

yes

do you like the smell of diesel fuel?

[eebs]

no, i like the smell of silage though

who's the most annoying person on tv?

[ree-ree]

Who's not?
I guess my vote is Jerry Springer (why is he still on?).

What's your must see tv show?

[mere1975]

(My British Interpreter just explained what silage was and added, "That's typical of Eebs to like something that smells of poo.")



Most annoying? The friend Kimmy from Full House. Obscure, but the thought of her still annoys me.

Do you know how to make an international call?

- Mere "just learned how" 1975

[roach]

my must see right now is always sunny in philadelphia.

I've made international calls, but I was following directions. if i had to make a call right now with no directions I would fail. '


what child actor do you want to kick really really hard?

[ifihadahifi]

Not anymore. I used to know how to make a internation collect call back in the day. But that was about 18 years ago.

Does Steve has a thick accent?

[eebs]

i wouldn't have said so but i've lived in rural wiltshire for years.... (which is why i like the smell of silage, reminds me of the tractors in the village i grew up in. when you're 4 tractors kick ass).

open your mouth and say....

[Irock]

Aaahheeerrrk?

Whacvha dooooin today?

i "cleanin out the spare bedroom" rock

[Jan]

I recorded some songs, and generally did very little. There was completely crazy thunder and lightning in Aberdeen for about 2 hours this morning.

What would you rather have sex with, a donkey or a goat?

[sam]

A goat, less chance of serious injury.

Do you un-wrap your burrito to add more hot sauce?

[Irock]

No, I like to control my spice level on a bite-by-bite basis.

Raspberry chipolte or peach habenero?

[mere1975]

Raspberry chipotle. In fact, I have a bottle of raspberry chipotle sauce in my fridge right now! (I poured it over cream cheese as an appetizer. Mmmm.)

Cream cheese or sour cream?

- Mere "creamy" 1975

[ifihadahifi]

Both deserve my love. It's like asking me to choose between Wee or Gibbon.

Which would you rather be - a old school milk man or an old school mail man?


ifihada--hifi