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ifihadahifi
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Postby ifihadahifi » Tue May 23, 2006 8:12 pm

Maybe $5. But then again, I would never get a dog that requires a haircut. Short haired dogs are bred for a reason.

How the heck do you relieve an anal gland?!

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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 23, 2006 8:33 pm

I purposely didn't look when the girl at the dog wash place did it, but she SHOWED us what came out.

Wanna guess what color the gunk was?


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Postby eebs » Tue May 23, 2006 9:54 pm

blue....

isn't all gunk meant to be blue?

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Postby squeezle » Tue May 23, 2006 10:09 pm

no, some gunk is green

our kitchen is finished - do you want to guess how happy i am?

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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 23, 2006 10:33 pm

On a scale of 1 - 10. . . 11?

(The gunk was BLACK.)


How long could you live out of a mini (college dorm sized) refrigerator?
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- Mere "so Euro" 1975

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Postby squeezle » Tue May 23, 2006 10:48 pm

about 3 days - i am SO jumbotron it is sad :(


we are going to see the musical version of Little Women tonight - how much do you want to bet that it sucks?

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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 23, 2006 11:12 pm

I won't take that bet, because I think it WILL suck. (I giggled a little when I heard the ad this morning. It just didn't seem to translate.)


Oo-day oo-yay ow-knay ig-pay atin-Lay?

- Mere "es-yay" 1975

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Postby katie » Wed May 24, 2006 3:04 am

es-yay.

Ever been a waiter?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Postby NerfHerder » Wed May 24, 2006 3:48 am

I've waited for things. But no, I've never been a professional getter of things for money.

Do you enjoy the use of exclamation points?

edit: if you say "YES!" I will murder you in your sleep.
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Postby mere1975 » Wed May 24, 2006 4:26 am

I can't help it! I love 'em!!!


Hamburglar or Burger King?

- Mere "robble" 1975

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Postby katie » Wed May 24, 2006 4:45 am

Hamburglar. The Burger King is SCARY.

Mt. Dew or Sprite?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed May 24, 2006 11:02 am

Neither. Unless I've just puked and then for some reason, either one seems to help settle the stomach.

And after reading the dog-mung posts, I just may need a sprite.

Do you believe there was more than one gunman?

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Postby monet2u » Wed May 24, 2006 1:39 pm

um it was the "LONE" Gunman :P



what's special about today??? :wink:

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Postby Irock » Wed May 24, 2006 2:39 pm

It's Jackie's birthday!!

Happy birthday Jackie!!! Sorry you were born a little too soon to be a supacool Gemini like me...

Believe in astrology?

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Postby ree-ree » Wed May 24, 2006 2:49 pm

Some of it seems spot on. I don't believe the daily stuff, though.

What astrological sign are you?
(I'm the fiery but loyal scorpio.)
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