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monet2u
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Postby monet2u » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:51 pm

not really.....but I've been known to enjoy the occasional outside pee under the right/dire circumstances.



Is your bladder the size of a pea or can you hold it?

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Postby froggorino » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:08 am

i can hold it.

think you could pee yourself if you tried, or would your subconscious prohibit it? think about it before you answer.

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:16 am

i could pee myself if i wanted to. peeing in the ocean is kinda like peeing yourself. kinda.

ever pee on someone's car?

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Postby froggorino » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:18 am

(i almost said that you were not allowed to answer that one, roach. weird, but true. and i am not sure why i thought of that.

no. i have never peed on someone's car. yet.

think this guy i was just talking to for two hours is gonna list his 20 acres of land with me for 350 thou? better question -- think he even OWNS it?

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Postby roach » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:36 am

was he breathing heavy when you were talking to him about it? if yes, then he probably doesn't own it. if no, then yes, he will list it.

was it roy?

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Postby ree-ree » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:48 am

haha! My first thought!! Ah, roach you crack me up.

Do you have a certain day of the week that you eat a certain food? Like Sunday always seems to be pizza day for us (mostly cuz we're usually hungover and I don't feel like cooking.)
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Postby monet2u » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:15 am

everyday seems to be cereal for breakfast...only questions is which one....oh yes I have a choice. 8)




What do you eat for breakfast most often?

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Postby katie » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:26 am

i don't generally eat breakfast, but if i do, it's a bagel.

what tv show can you absolutely not miss?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby Dogatron » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:40 am


what tv show can you absolutely not miss?
Southpark


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Singing birds and laughing bees
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Postby squeezle » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:57 pm

my mother's best friend's son - cock-kocker

do you still get presents from santa even through you now know the truth?

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Postby sam » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:41 pm

Yes, they are mostly from my Grandmother Rose.

What part of the chocolate Easter bunny do you eat first?

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Postby ree-ree » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:59 pm

I haven't had one in years, but I would start with the ears.

Have you ever had one of those GIANT solid chocolate hershey kisses that comes in a box. Were you able to finish it?
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Postby monet2u » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:02 pm

man I've never had one...but I bet all the little ones I've eaten could add up to that one...so it's taken me about 30 years. :lol:



what's your fave type of shoe to wear? (trainers, sandles, boots...etc.)

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Postby mere1975 » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:32 pm

Sneakers/trainers -or- mary janes.

If you have a job, what's the dress code?


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Postby froggorino » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:44 pm

i wear whatever i want. yesterday it was jeans. today it is sweats because if anyone askes me to leave my house after how busy i have been over the past three weeks, i am going to, um, politely decline. (paperwork hell. steve.) lots of times it is something stylin and unusual. depends on what i am doing that day.

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