Corporate Slogan Game

[Tracy]

It's not local, it's REGIONAL. You're just one state away.

[Tracy]

"You've come a long way, baby." (Not Fatboy Slim).

Virginia Slims cigarettes, you know the ones made for women (and they sponsored that tennis tournament). Yeah, I'm THAT old.

[Sybil]

Again, "You've come a long way, baby." (and not Fatboy Slim)

Did anyone ever answer this one? It's Virginia Slims cigarettes.

How's about "It's like a whole other country" ?

Sy "we've not come nearly far enough, and I'm nobody's baby" bil

p.s. damn! while I was typing, Tracy was answering it too.

[Tracy]

(I just barely got it in before you, Sybil.)

I LOVE that campaign. It's TEXAS, of course.

How about "Safety for Everyone"? (It's okay, you can google it.)

[Dalya]

Christ, he's not even saying anything like that. You have hostile joseph disease.

maybe me and phyllis and mr j will start a club

[Dalya]

I think Jim Adler bludgeoned him with his hammer and threw him in the Trinity.

hahahahahahaha

maybe jim adler will join our club too. he's a hardass.

[mere1975]

god bless our corporations

WOO HOOOOOO!

Mine's on there.

- Mere "I get enough guilt in my own head, thanks, so I'll go back to driving my Meals on Wheels route, tutoring kids and checking FC.com on company time until I really get fed up with Citi" 1975

[mere1975]

i was in dallas a few years ago. i was up late at night and turned on the TV. and i saw a commercial which no one can verify existed, but i swear it was the case. "He's the lawyer...who brings you flowers!" does that ring a bell?

"Call R. A. Gabriel, the lawyer who sends flowers!"
(Then they began just playing the song and dropped the second part -- but if you heard it before, you still sing along. Like singing "By Mennen.")

- Mere "my dad delivers paychecks to several Pancho's locations east of Dallas and he goes in their kitchens every week -- and he warned me to never, ever eat there if I value cleanliness and proper food preparation" 1975

[mr_j]

There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon.

Dow and Union Carbide merged, doofus.

It's a quote from a 1976 movie. But since you weren't even an itch in your Dad's pants yet and puberty is making you act like a little bitch lately, I'll let the whole "doofus" thing go. So lighten up too and play along.

hey umpire, wasn't this strike three?

mister 'adios, mofo?" joseph

[mr_j]

Christ, he's not even saying anything like that. You have hostile joseph disease.

hey now vums...i wasn't hostile...i blame the fans...they interrupted my creativity...it was my fans...they were so negative...blame them!

[Rubbs]

I think Jim Adler bludgeoned him with his hammer and threw him in the Trinity.

hahahahahahaha

maybe jim adler will join our club too. he's a hardass.

Jim Adlers Secretary is a bitch. Maybe it didn't help that I asked for the hammer? True story.

[ree-ree]

It's not local, it's REGIONAL. You're just one state away.

It might as well be light years away. But I'll give you that. (The tacos in the add look pretty genero; I don't think I'll be crossing state lines for them )

[ifihadahifi]

You know how Harold and Kumar get all crazy for White Castle?
In Texas is would play out as Dale and Juan and their mecca is Panchos.

[Dalya]

imagine how many prank calls jim adler gets. he probably has a new secretary every 2 weeks.

[aquaphase]

Dow and Union Carbide merged, doofus.

It's a quote from a 1976 movie. But since you weren't even an itch in your Dad's pants yet and puberty is making you act like a little bitch lately, I'll let the whole "doofus" thing go. So lighten up too and play along.

hey umpire, wasn't this strike three?

mister 'adios, mofo?" joseph

no. it only counts if it annoys me

(the trick is that there is oh so much that annoys me )