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Postby monet2u » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:14 pm

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we do this all the time in england and it's AMAZING.

cream tea = nice cup of tea + scones (in america you would call this a biscuit, only it's a sweet version, not something you'd have with gravy or fried chicken) + jam (jelly that hasn't been filtered and still has fruity bits) + clotted cream (OBSCENELY GOOD)

they look like this
I'm sooo gonna have a proper tea when I'm back over next Feb. :D

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Postby Irock » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:27 pm

jam (jelly that hasn't been filtered and still has fruity bits)
Ahem we HAVE jam Steve. What do you think we are, savages?

though the truth is a lot of people don't even know there is a difference and use 'jelly' / 'jam' interchangably, but they deserve to die because they're not the same and jam is waaaaay better.
And I love clotted cream.

Nerfy, does everyone in Ohio have nice teeth?

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Postby James » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:38 pm

your hair....it's...amazing.
you shouldn't be allowed to post in this forum until you post a photo of yourself...
pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1

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Postby mr_j » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:41 pm

your hair....it's...amazing.
you shouldn't be allowed to post in this forum until you post a photo of yourself...
well, you know, christmas *IS* coming up... pedals1
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Postby monet2u » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:09 pm

your hair....it's...amazing.
you shouldn't be allowed to post in this forum until you post a photo of yourself...
well, you know, christmas *IS* coming up... pedals1
yeah mr j...make with the picture :x

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Postby NerfHerder » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:50 pm

Nerfy, does everyone in Ohio have nice teeth?
For the most part: YES!

One way to get kids off the streets after school: send them to the orthodontist.
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Postby Sybil » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:39 am

I know all about jelly/jam/preserves and scones/biscuits/cookies, etc etc. But what exactly is clotted cream? I've always been meaning to ask someone - is there an American equivalent, or is this a peculiarly English thing?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:50 am

But what exactly is clotted cream?
According to Wik... "Clotted cream is a thick yellow cream made by heating and then leaving unpasteurized cow's milk in shallow pans for several hours; it is very similar to the Indian Malai. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface into 'clots'. Purists prefer the cows to come from the counties of Devon or Cornwall in England; true Cornish clotted cream must be made from unpasteurised milk or the clots will not form. It has a minimum fat content of 55%."


*yurp!*

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Postby Dalya » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:41 am

"I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real. . ."
i totally sang it in my head. and then i sang just like heaven, and then i though of the opening scene of Just Like Heaven when some dumb woman singer butchers that song.
I myself am hell;
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Postby Dalya » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:45 am

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Postby Dalya » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:47 am

me and lauren madere (the only peron i still talk to from camp)

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Postby sam » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:51 pm

But what exactly is clotted cream?
According to Wik... "Clotted cream is a thick yellow cream made by heating and then leaving unpasteurized cow's milk in shallow pans for several hours; it is very similar to the Indian Malai. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface into 'clots'. Purists prefer the cows to come from the counties of Devon or Cornwall in England; true Cornish clotted cream must be made from unpasteurised milk or the clots will not form. It has a minimum fat content of 55%."

*yurp!*
I'm sure it eats good, but it reads bad.

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I'm on the far left in the back, supervising.

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Postby Irock » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:02 pm

What were your minions doing to the poor horsie?

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Postby sam » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:14 pm

They're donkies and they are racing.

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Postby froggorino » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:43 am

They're donkies and they are racing.
yeah, but what's the horse doing?



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