Ask the Person Below You

[katie]

hm. it's been so damn long i can't even remember. maybe my godbrother's high school graduation a few years back? if it wasn't then, then it was when i was in high school myself. it would've been at my uncle's funeral, but my boss wouldn't let me call out to work, and i cried through the entire shift, especially when he said, "i know your aunt died or whatever, but you still have to do your job."

what's the douchiest thing an employer has ever said to you?

[aquaphase]

just recently, in fact: "I'm not sure how you do things, but I know for a fact that it's sloppy."


What's the best way to waste a perfectly productive day?

[Irock]

Why, the interweb of course! I recommend starting here, it's especially fun if you have a coworker who is also looking to waste a perfectly productive day.

You planning to drink any green beer today?

[mere1975]

I'm going a different route, celebrating at Razzoo's (semi-)Cajun restaurant -- so I will be having red hurricanes. Maybe with green umbrellas.

Are you wearing green?

- Mere "pinch" 1975

[roach]

I'm going a different route, celebrating at Razzoo's (semi-)Cajun restaurant -- so I will be having red hurricanes. Maybe with green umbrellas.

Are you wearing green?

- Mere "pinch" 1975

the stem and leaves of the roses on my shirt are green.

what is st patrick the saint of?

[mere1975]

Ireland!

Where is the one place in the world you want to see before you kick the bucket?

- Mere "?" 1975

[roach]

OUTER SPACE!!

where did you go on your last vacation?

[Irock]

Italy. Because it's been about a year since I've had a vacation. Pout.

Where you going for your next vacation?

[monet2u]

Memphis


what's the last thing you baked?

[ifihadahifi]

Biscuits. We were on vacation and had to make due with what we were given at a lodge. So I baked them in a cast iron skillet.

Anyone know how to stay on vacation forever?

[katie]

yeah, actually, i am kind of on a perma-vacation. get a job where you work from home. that's #1.

what as the last reason you called out to work?

[ifihadahifi]

Jury duty. But I gave them a head's up before hand.

Does that count?

hi-haven't called in "sick" since '93-fi

[monet2u]

I suppose....


Do you believe hifi hasn't called in sick since 1993?

[ifihadahifi]

Oh, I've called in sick. I just haven't called in "sick". There's a difference.

Do you have a magazine subscription? What is it?

[roach]

time.

who would win in a fight, a mason jar or a crab cake? why?