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Postby monet2u » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:57 pm

crossword...online, it tells you when you've got it wrong. it doesn't get any better


water vs. crystal light vs. diet soda vs. thirst
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Postby Irock » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:58 am

Water please!

Old man sweater v. old man hat.
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:03 am

sweaters are made of win. old man cable knit sweaters are made of double win.

donuts vs. bagels

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:10 am

Bagel, if toasted; otherwise, donut, if hot.

Commas vs. Semi-colons

- Mere "semi-colon has class" 1975

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Postby Irock » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:04 am

Semi-colons, IF USED JUDICIOUSLY.

I can't stand two of them in one sentence. Really, they shouldn't be used more frequently than every 20 sentences or so (I have to stop myself from overusing them).

ear buds v. headphones
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:36 am

I wish I had some big fat quality headphones. Earbuds suck hobos.

On your buttermilk biscuit:

jelly vs. honey
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:33 pm

Honey. You should not put bumpy biscuit with bumpy jelly.


Actual taste of cherry vs. cherry flavor

- Mere "or flavour" 1975

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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:25 pm

a lovely sweet cherry everytime.



cake vs. pie?
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Postby Phyllis » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:27 pm

CAKE CAKE CAKE.

old skool cd player (aka walkman) vs. nu skool mp3 player
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Postby roach » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:43 pm

mp3 player. discman was cool, but even with hyper skip control the mofo still skipped.


jambox vs boombox vs ghetto blaster
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Postby katie » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:33 pm

boombox. you are the only person i know that says jambox. frequently.

thrift shopping vs. ebaying?
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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:10 pm

thrift shopping, it's the thrill of the hunt!




Wine vs. Beer vs. Spirits
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:55 pm

Beerspirit

Beer vs. Beer.


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Postby Jan » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:49 pm

Hmmm... Beer I guess.

Busy weekend or quiet weekend? (only referring to what you want this weekend to be)
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Postby monet2u » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:06 pm

busy: The Alarm & English Beat tonight, Speakeasy Brewery party tomorrow during the day and New Wave City dancing at night, Sunday a bike ride along the lake, and maybe some chores.


lights on vs. lights off?
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