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Postby ree-ree » Sun May 14, 2006 3:23 pm

Inconsideration? More like mental illness. :?
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Postby froggorino » Wed May 17, 2006 2:17 am

Inconsideration? More like mental illness. :?
i wonder if they are proud or embaressed. like, do they brag to their friends, or are they full of deep incontinent shame?

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Postby mere1975 » Wed May 17, 2006 2:44 pm

I asked my boss if it came up in conversation at the site leadership team meeting. It didn't. She maintains it was someone's unfortunate accident.

But if it was, why wasn't it near the bathroom?

We have an annual employee survey, and when we get good ideas from that, we usually post them with a headline that "We Heard You!" My friends and I joke that this should be addressed with a We Heard You communication.

- Mere "'We Heard You!' You showed us you didn't know where the bathrooms were, so we have installed directional signs to the toilets. Nice job!" 1975

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Postby sam » Wed May 17, 2006 6:31 pm

I asked my boss if it came up in conversation at the site leadership team meeting. It didn't. She maintains it was someone's unfortunate accident.

But if it was, why wasn't it near the bathroom?
Accidents like this happen in your pants, I know.

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Postby Play-Doh » Fri May 19, 2006 12:34 am

Although I agree that this is utterly disgusting....I for some reason have a small amount of respect for this individual. I have threatened to poop on various places/people/animals/things simply because they have enraged me at one point or another....but ive never gone through with it.

You know, I gotta come around here more often, there just aint enough talk of poop on the spork board.

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Postby mere1975 » Fri May 19, 2006 12:22 pm

I gotta come around here more often, there just aint enough talk of poop on the spork board.

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The spork board is great. . .

- Mere "for me to poop on" 1975

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Postby Play-Doh » Tue May 23, 2006 2:24 am

I gotta come around here more often, there just aint enough talk of poop on the spork board.

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The spork board is great. . .

- Mere "for me to poop on" 1975
It would be an honor for you to shit on our front door Mere.

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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 23, 2006 3:49 pm

:wink:

- Mere "be careful what you wish for. . . " 1975

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Postby iSmile » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:23 am

There was this one time, at band camp....

It was actually when I was in High School. My "boy-toy" back then had a party. It was a "barn-burner", let me tell ya! I bet there was 100 people there. I know the neighbors weren't too impressed.... Anyway, that's when I experienced a "random act of poo". Oddly enough, it was in the bathroom...

Someone shit on the loo floor. We never knew who had the poo. (I feel like Dr. Suess) But they had really bad aim... We got up in the "afternoon" after the party was over and made the discovery. Yeah... It was shitty.

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:50 pm

So close, yet so far away. . .

- Mere "I just feel back for the poor guy who has to clean it up" 1975

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Postby ree-ree » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:24 pm

I had a friend who told about someone deemed "the mad shitter" at his college because he would crap around campus. He took such delight in telling the story and saying who he thought it might be that I started to wonder if it was him.
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