post URE haiku

[pipit]

I have just eaten
a nice big chicken korma
chicken wasn't cooked

drank a glass of beer
hoping it will cancel out
uncooked raw chicken

[Rishikesh]

For Nerfherder

Will thou humor me?
An attempt at persuasion
I divulge to thee:

A story in French
Someone ought to be writing
But who shall it be?

Uber would you jest
A man and his love of French
Maybe, maybe not

SPT, you say
But still, sir, you are afraid
Negative two, die

And so, sir, you see
It is time for the story
Peer pressure, ensue

[Irock]

I want a story
I agree with Rishikesh
Do what she said. k?