sockwar ruined my life

[Irock]

I like Mere's advice, except then you renig on the truce when her guard is down.
Like, "I'm sory I freaked you out BUT I WIN ok now I really am sorry."

But Mr J's advice could get you in to see a special kind of counselor.

[mr_j]

But Mr J's advice could get you in to see a special kind of counselor.

i have this feeling he's already on his way to see that special kind of counselor, even without utilizing my advice. if you're going that way, you might as well go all-out. i mean, why half-ass it?

[roach]

there is one way to win a sock war.

[ChrisLovesYou]

But Mr J's advice could get you in to see a special kind of counselor.

i have this feeling he's already on his way to see that special kind of counselor, even without utilizing my advice. if you're going that way, you might as well go all-out. i mean, why half-ass it?

how i'd love to see a counselor.

'this is psychological warfare, man. you don't even know! have you been in the shit?! we're fighting a war of attrition! i don't have time to consider charlie's feelings, man! you weren't there! you don't even know!!'

[Phyllis]

you should make her a mix CD

that's your solution to everything

"omg i just lost my job"
"make a mix cd"
"OK LIFE ROCKS NOW"

[mr_j]

you should make her a mix CD

that's your solution to everything

"omg i just lost my job"
"make a mix cd"
"OK LIFE ROCKS NOW"

you're so prophetic, phyl! i actually made a mix CD and it actually made me feel better, and i am about to give one to the cute librarian girl at the front desk....

[ChrisLovesYou]

you should make her a mix CD

that's your solution to everything

"omg i just lost my job"
"make a mix cd"
"OK LIFE ROCKS NOW"

you're so prophetic, phyl! i actually made a mix CD and it actually made me feel better, and i am about to give one to the cute librarian girl at the front desk....

that is some high fidelity bullshit

i hope you are the spitting image of john cusack or this will not work

[mr_j]

that is some high fidelity bullshit

i hope you are the spitting image of john cusack or this will not work

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap. i was looking dapper. besides, said girl has already told me she likes my pink polka-dot tie, so i think i'm in like flynn. though, unlike flynn, this girl's not a 15-year old girl who goes to Hollywood High.

here was said playlist:

"Me and Ms. Archer" -- Prints
"Never Known Version" -- The Durutti Column
"Shiny Mutation" -- The Tomorrowpeople
"Chicago" -- The Uglysuit
"Persephone Suite: Family" -- Philip Glass, as performed by The Relache Ensemble
"Chinatown" -- Luna
"Move Away and Shine" --- The Polyphonic Spree
"An Umbrella Fallen into Fiction" -- Envy
"Crash Through the Half-Life" -- Diane Cluck
"Creeper" -- Islands
"Sweet Girl" -- Ringo Deathstarr
"Jack Ass" -- South Austin Jug Band
"Girl from Somewhere" -- The Clientele
"Crackagen" -- Antony & The Johnsons
"Our Drive to the Sun/Can a Man Mark It?" -- Tripping Daisy

besides if you've been keeping up with your forking then you'll know i revealed myself a while back. though i don't have the beard any more and i don't have the hatred for lou barlow that i had at that moment, either....

[katie]

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap. i was looking dapper. besides, said girl has already told me she likes my pink polka-dot tie, so i think i'm in like flynn. though, unlike flynn, this girl's not a 15-year old girl who goes to Hollywood High.

if you watched what not to wear, you'd know that sometimes people give compliments because they don't know what else to say about clothing choices.

[monet2u]

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap. i was looking dapper. besides, said girl has already told me she likes my pink polka-dot tie, so i think i'm in like flynn. though, unlike flynn, this girl's not a 15-year old girl who goes to Hollywood High.

if you watched what not to wear, you'd know that sometimes people give compliments because they don't know what else to say about clothing choices.

Yeah she might just think you're color blind and feel really sorry for you, I would.

[mr_j]

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap. i was looking dapper. besides, said girl has already told me she likes my pink polka-dot tie, so i think i'm in like flynn. though, unlike flynn, this girl's not a 15-year old girl who goes to Hollywood High.

if you watched what not to wear, you'd know that sometimes people give compliments because they don't know what else to say about clothing choices.

Yeah she might just think you're color blind and feel really sorry for you, I would.

On the day of the pink polka-dot tie episode, i was color-coordinated pretty well. I was wearing a yellow and white striped shirt (the white stripes were faded in so it looked like a contrast of yellows), tan pants and red converse. and OMK she was all like, "heyyyyy, i LOVVEE your tie!!!!" and gave me a smile....

mr 'just discovered my inner Westaway there' j

[monet2u]

so what you're saying is that she's colorblind too? got it.

[mere1975]

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap.

Grandpa Howard to the police: "What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded."

- Mere "<3 Sixteen Candles <3" 1975

[ChrisLovesYou]

well, i was wearing a lime green french cuffed shirt with white cuffs and collar, with pearl and gold cuff links, a wheat-colored tie with white polka dots, red suspenders, tan slacks, and a bright yellow knit cap. i was looking dapper. besides, said girl has already told me she likes my pink polka-dot tie, so i think i'm in like flynn. though, unlike flynn, this girl's not a 15-year old girl who goes to Hollywood High.

On the day of the pink polka-dot tie episode, i was color-coordinated pretty well. I was wearing a yellow and white striped shirt (the white stripes were faded in so it looked like a contrast of yellows), tan pants and red converse. and OMK she was all like, "heyyyyy, i LOVVEE your tie!!!!" and gave me a smile....

i finally figured out your secret identity

[ifihadahifi]

Out of respect to Justin... I won't post an actual clown picture.

So, just imagine a clown picture here instead.