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Postby katie » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:40 pm

heck no. the guy with dreads just had to cut his off cause america wasn't digging.

when was the last time you really stuck it to the man?
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Postby mr_j » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:45 pm

dear, i work for the state, so i AM the man. and asking me when i last stuck it to myself...i don't know if that's appropriate! :-)


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Postby Irock » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:28 pm

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Ever created a wiki page?
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Postby roach » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:32 pm

no, but i added to some spoonerisms, said something about forkerisms being better.


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Postby mere1975 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:26 pm

I wasn't a stripper until much later...

How did you earn your first paycheck?

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Postby katie » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:37 pm

cleaning toilets at my mother's pre-school. it was every bit as glamorous as it sounds.

how many/what kind of pets do you have?
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Postby Irock » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:21 pm

I have countless dust bunnies. Though they're comprised mostly of cat hair, but "hair bunny" just sounds wrong.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:42 pm

only if the question is about your wedding and you're showing us your wedding invite. :lol:



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Postby mere1975 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:49 pm

The only thing I have heard of is that 3-step program. . . 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and go, cat, go. . .


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Postby mr_j » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:42 pm

it's hard to react to them when you're always the one who tells 'em!


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Postby roach » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:45 pm

cherry coke. i don't like excitement in my life.


what does this screw on my desk go to?
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Postby squeezle » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:07 pm

your head


fritos or cheetos?


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Postby monet2u » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:21 pm

mmm that's hard and made harder by the fact, I'm hungry.

i'm gonna go with chee...no fri...both! Sorry I likes them both and cannot choose.



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Postby katie » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:46 pm

greek food. driving to this place that looks like a giant ship for some mediterranean food. hummus and pita bread and feta cheese, please. thanks.

what's your favorite restaurant?
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Postby mr_j » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:38 pm

there's this little shack down by the sabine river called 'river hill barbecue.' it's an old gas station that was converted into a restaurant. it's not much to look at on the outside; go in, though, and it's totally different--like a ski lodge, with lots of pictures of The Duke.


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