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Postby Irock » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:39 pm

No. For the same reason no one allows my parents to partner at Spades.

Ever play poker with your parents? Do they take your money?

i "yes" rock

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Postby roach » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:08 pm

when i was little my dad would play penny poker with us. but it was his pennies to begin with so the answer is not really.

think we're gonna bomb iran or just not talk to them anymore?

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:26 pm

uhhhhhhh, pass.
I don't think you're allowed to do that, Shannon.

Does this story deserve it's own thread?

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Postby mr_j » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:44 pm

yes!

ever heard the phrase, "save a tree, wipe your ass with a squirrel?" and if not, did just hearing it make you laugh?
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Postby roach » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:14 pm

it scares me, I think a squirrel would bite my nuts.

ever gone on strike?

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Postby monet2u » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:25 pm

I've gotten a strike bowling....several as a matter of fact.



Can I join the Forkers bowling team?

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Postby Irock » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:40 pm

Sur, but you have to come out every week for league night.

Alternatively, would you like to be the mascot?

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Postby froggorino » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:44 pm

yes. i would love to be the mascot. i love costumes. haaaaaaaaa. ha.


do others consider you a superfreak?


frog"hifi gave me chills by calling me by my real name! seriously startling!"gy

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Postby monet2u » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:51 pm

well I am super freaky.... :twisted:




why are grilled cheese sandwiches call that, when clearly they are pan fried?

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Postby mr_j » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:54 pm

because you should properly cook them on a flat griddle, or a grill.

so what's for lunch today?
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Postby monet2u » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:05 pm

high protein shake and maybe some salad



how do you lose weight?

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Postby mr_j » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:12 pm

low protein shake and maybe a salad.

how's the weather there?
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Postby James » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:14 pm

amazing

why would i dream about snickers changing from chocolate to black liquorice?
pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1 pedals1

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Postby squeezle » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:15 pm

because of the ambien you took before bed? i love black liquorice, but i don't think it would taste good with peanuts and caramel


do you like black liquorice?

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Postby roach » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:16 pm

no.

does real absynth taste like balck liquorice?


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