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ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:15 pm

I've always like baboomski from my rim shot.

What do you call a vampire in the kitchen?

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:50 pm

Sir.
As in, "You don't want my sorry old blood, sir. It's low in iron anyway, sir. Please consider feeding on the cat instead, sir."

A friend of mine is making a short film and shooting a few scenes at my place. Is this my first step to super megastardom??

mr_j · Postby **mr_j** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:51 pm

cook dracula!

what was the last food item you made from scratch?

mister 'i totally made the best whole-wheat and potato hamburger buns yesterday--GO mister joseph! joseph

ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:06 pm

(count spatula)

I made chicken tikka masala last week. It was my first time to try it out.

What's your latent, unrealized talent?

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 pm

dude, how should i know, it's latent and unrealized. duh!

do you know what happens next tuesday?

roach · Postby **roach** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:32 pm

I have nothing on my calendar, but that means nothing.

what happens next tuesday?

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:06 pm

hmmm methinks it might be birthday celebrations.

what do you think they should do for their birthday?

squeezle · Postby **squeezle** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:14 pm

unfortunately, i have a paper due that day & i'll be studying for a test the next day

would you support me in a campaign for exemption from all responsibilities during my birthday week?

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:35 pm

YES! mainly because it's Justin and not me that would have to pick up the slack.

How's life treating ya?

mr_j · Postby **mr_j** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:31 pm

some people are being pointlessly difficult, but i'm cool. at least i'm not having to neckpunch drug spammers

could you go for a lime rickey and a xanax?

roach · Postby **roach** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:54 pm

i'll take a stella and xanax.

do you know fermin cruz?

ro"according to the dallas cops he stole my car one night and got a ticket that he now has a warrant for but lucky for me he took my car back the next day before I woke up. I can't lie, so when I am really clueless and the cuntnecksack of a pigassofficer thinks I'm lying it would be great if maybe he just pissed off and helped me figure out why some dude I don't know has a ticket with my car. cuntface."ach

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:20 pm

Nope, sorry.

Do you know the name and address of the guy that bought my old car?

i "because they didn't change the title and got a parking ticket in Deep Ellum while I was in Austin and the bastards at DPS can look into the county tax records to see that the car WAS in my name but not that I reported it sold over a year ago, even though when I called the tax office they were able to tell me over the phone that the sales note was on the record." rock

EDIT: cuntfaces.

OH! New question: Would it be easier to pay the $40 than to go down to the damn tax office and pay $5 to get a recipt to mail DPS to prove what anyone can call up and find out over the phone?

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:56 pm

Nah, don't play their game...let them figure it out for themselves...instead play this game. http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

here's my contribution: lemon drop = MODEL PORN

Can you come up with a really good anagram?

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:46 pm

Sure. Here's a bunny for you.

Oh wait, you said ANAGram?

Ever play with Tangrams in elementary school?

froggorino · Postby **froggorino** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:45 pm

no. i can't stand stuff like that. i'm like WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

what's the weather like?

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