I wish you would go away

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I wish you would go away

Postby mere1975 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:03 pm

Shakira.


Take your bizarre, quivery voice and fake, synthesized trumpets and go away.

- Mere "or just let people take pictures of you, because I know you're pretty -- but why do you have to be on the radio and then get stuck in my head?" 1975

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Postby jbfromoc » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:35 pm

Brangelina:

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Re: I wish you would go away

Postby katie » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:43 pm

Shakira.


Take your bizarre, quivery voice and fake, synthesized trumpets and go away.

- Mere "or just let people take pictures of you, because I know you're pretty -- but why do you have to be on the radio and then get stuck in my head?" 1975
THANK YOU. they play "my hips don't lie" eight thousand times on the radio. is it really necessary?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby Phyllis » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:46 pm

i wish my brother's friends would go away.

one of them is over right now and he is hogging my tv and being an asshat.
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Postby Irock » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:48 pm

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???
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Postby Capricorndog » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:49 pm

On behalf of the Horny Men Society, I resent the comments on this thread.

And on behalf of C-dog, I resent more people haven’t sent be their address for Summer Mix Oh Six.

:D jefransny@gmail.com

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Postby ree-ree » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:33 pm

squirrels and earwigs.






(and Madonna; she has the staying power of a Volvo.)
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Postby Capricorndog » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:43 pm

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???
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is she fat now? i mean if she is that's cool, i'm just sayin?

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Postby monet2u » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:18 pm

no she's lost a fair amount of weight...on her morsel diet...anytime she wanted to eat...she only ate a morsel. :lol:

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Postby roach » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:39 pm

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???
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is she fat now? i mean if she is that's cool, i'm just sayin?
That's what happens when you turn 62.

On an aside, I need to talk to my mailman. My mexico friend is using my address for certain American things because she doesn't trust the mexican mail system. Of these American things is the Mariah fanclub info, Mariah tickets to her dallas show and crap magazines like Marie Claire... I swear, Mr Mailman, it's for a friend.

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Postby mere1975 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:40 pm

no she's lost a fair amount of weight...on her morsel diet...anytime she wanted to eat...she only ate a morsel. :lol:
I have been on the Nestle Tollhouse Morsel diet for a while now, and I haven't lost a single pound.
Hmmmph.

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Postby Capricorndog » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:00 pm

that's sweeet!

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Postby Play-Doh » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:15 am

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good???
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I forgot what I was going to say cause all of a sudden I craved a Pepsi.

Dear Mariah

I used to love your music. But its sucked every since Glitter. Please lose your voice, stop recording, but keep looking hot and posing for pictures....preferably nude. Thank you.

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Postby mr_j » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:02 pm

Brangelina:

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Timothy?
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Postby katie » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:06 pm

I forgot what I was going to say cause all of a sudden I craved a Pepsi.

Dear Mariah

I used to love your music. But its sucked every since Glitter. Please lose your voice, stop recording, but keep looking hot and posing for pictures....preferably nude. Thank you.

Play-Doh
She already has lost her voice, as is evident by all the music she's been putting out lately.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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