Do you know the muffin man?

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Do you know the muffin man?

Postby KathrynTheGreat » Wed May 24, 2006 1:14 am

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... c00be.html

Well, do you?

Do you.
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed May 24, 2006 1:44 am

Teachers are high? Oh fuck. Get them to the hospital! They won't survive if not given appropriate medical treatment! Maybe the 86-year-old needed to loosen up a bit, you know?
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Postby Phyllis » Wed May 24, 2006 1:49 am

old news
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Postby mere1975 » Wed May 24, 2006 3:48 am

Allegedly, a kid from Bishop Lynch High School did it.

Friendly prank turned bad news for him.

- Mere "86 Year Old Eats Bran Muffins - Gets Munchies, Not Shits" 1975

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Postby Irock » Wed May 24, 2006 2:37 pm

My cousins grew up in a suburb of Corpus (Flower Bluff). When they brought the drug sniffing dogs into the high school, the only one busted was a teacher - and the teachers had been TOLD which day the dogs would be coming.

Snicker.
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Postby Capricorndog » Wed May 24, 2006 5:11 pm

the thing about pot brownies is that it's way too easy to eat too much, get too high and miss the theatrical re-release of star wars. trust me.
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Postby ree-ree » Wed May 24, 2006 5:22 pm

the thing about pot brownies is that it's way too easy to eat too much, get too high and miss the theatrical re-release of star wars. trust me.
hahahahaha!

p.s. Hash brownies are better.
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Postby jbfromoc » Wed May 24, 2006 5:31 pm

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Postby Rishikesh » Wed May 24, 2006 8:56 pm

Damn you for leading me to believe that this was regarding a Zappa-esque issue. Damn. You.

Now I need some Muffin Man.
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