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Postby Irock » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:27 pm

"It means, these colors do NOT run!"
This sentiment is especially meaningful when printed on a 5 year old sticker that's so faded it's more like pink, yellow, and baby blue.
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Postby ree-ree » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:54 pm

Memorial day is right around the corner. we gots to stock up!
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Postby aquaphase » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:59 pm

Memorial day is right around the corner. we gots to stock up!
Here's all the patriotism you need for Memorial Day.
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Postby froggorino » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:11 pm

well doesnt the french flag actually have the same colors as us? ehem. so its really more like this pattern doesnt run...
i just almost spit our my coffee. sheesh.
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Postby jbfromoc » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:09 pm

Memorial day is right around the corner. we gots to stock up!
It's our patriotic duty.

Did you ever notice that the best sales always happen around American holidays: Presidents Day Sale!, Memorial Day Sale!, 4th of July Sale!, and the Day After Thanksgiving Sale! You never see a May Day Sale or an All Saints' Day Sale. Hmmmm...

And for those of you looking to Christmas to debunk my statement, (Secular) Christmas is an American holiday.
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Postby roach » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:21 pm

Memorial day is right around the corner. we gots to stock up!
It's our patriotic duty.

Did you ever notice that the best sales always happen around American holidays: Presidents Day Sale!, Memorial Day Sale!, 4th of July Sale!, and the Day After Thanksgiving Sale! You never see a May Day Sale or an All Saints' Day Sale. Hmmmm...

And for those of you looking to Christmas to debunk my statement, (Secular) Christmas is an American holiday.
don't forget foley's red apple sale. for red apple day.
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Postby lennon » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:39 pm

"It means, these colors do NOT run!"
This sentiment is especially meaningful when printed on a 5 year old sticker that's so faded it's more like pink, yellow, and baby blue.

and dont you just love the back woods redneck or the overly exuberant flag waver that claims to love his country but has a flag hanging from his truck that is only half there.
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Postby sam » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:40 pm

Its protected political speech, just like burning the flag. That why the Flag Code they handed out in grade school can't be enforced. Those rednecks are secretly (from themselves, even) siding with the ACLU, etc. and I love 'em for it.
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