i'm the only leftist at my job

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i'm the only leftist at my job

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:15 pm

:oops:

the other day some idiot at work said something to that extent of 'men shouldn't go out in the rain. women should, though. they look better when they're wet.'

'oh, that's sexist,' i said. i mean, he says shit like that all the time and treats every woman he meets like his girlfriend. something about his mom taught him to treat women right. i dunno.

someone piped up, 'how is that sexist?! have you ever heard of wet t-shirt contests?!'

'what? that's sexist as hell.'

'it's not sexist because women are hot.'

'i... that... do you... do you know what sexist means?'

full disclosure: she's a girl, oh fuck, how do i explain feminism to a woman
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Re: i'm the only leftist at my job

Postby Irock » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:49 pm

1) Slap her on the ass.

2) When she gets mad say, "what? You're hot."

No, but don't actually do that.

Women -especially middle-to-upper class white ones - can be the absoloute worst misogynists. See: Coulter, Ann.
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Re: i'm the only leftist at my job

Postby mere1975 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:27 pm

1) Slap her on the ass.
2) When she gets mad say, "what? You're hot."
That's the coolest/funniest/best physical demonstration of an abstract idea I have heard, maybe ever. Someone has a future in teaching!

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Re: i'm the only leftist at my job

Postby katie » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:00 am

- Mere "not convinced Ann Coulter is a female, anyway" 1975
i love the family guy episode where ann coulter's vagina is the office refrigerator.
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