Alien 4

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Alien 4

Postby eebs » Mon May 11, 2009 7:34 pm

If your belly button's a bit sore - you might want to look away!

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Re: Alien 4

Postby Irock » Tue May 12, 2009 1:15 pm

You know, this whole thing is so fucking creepy, I cant decide if the worst part is him keeping it in a jar or him calling it "little Gav."
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Re: Alien 4

Postby ifihadahifi » Tue May 12, 2009 2:48 pm

My boy and I went backpacking over weekend before last. Three days later I found a tick on my belly. I haven't had one in ages.
I don't get the willies from many animals... but something about ticks, fleas and chiggers just really ooks me out.

I couldn't imagine carrying a "parasitic twin" for a good chunk of my life. I would need some solid therapy if that happened to me.

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Re: Alien 4

Postby Jan » Tue May 12, 2009 9:54 pm

What I like most about this story is that the man drove himself to the hospital whilst going through "labour".

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Re: Alien 4

Postby roach » Wed May 13, 2009 11:49 pm

What I like most about this story is that the man drove himself to the hospital whilst going through "labour".

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Re: Alien 4

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu May 14, 2009 2:34 am

My favourite part of the Sun is the bizarre one-word headings.
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