robot girlfriend

[ChrisLovesYou]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html

finally, real life is getting closer and closer to the future i envisioned in my unpublished screenplay, cyber-sluts 5: the rape of beta sector

[Phyllis]

Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.

go to hell you shitty nerd and have fun with a robot because a robot is the only thing that will have sex with you ever you pervert. why can't you buy a blow up doll like everyone else god damn.

[ChrisLovesYou]

Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.

go to hell you shitty nerd and have fun with a robot because a robot is the only thing that will have sex with you ever you pervert. why can't you buy a blow up doll like everyone else god damn.

because a blowup doll can't butter your toast with canadian engineering precision. come on, this story is cute.

[ChrisLovesYou]

p.s. project aiko website is for experts only, feminists are advised to browse in pairs for your safety

Aiko's future abilities:

1. Facial Expressions
2. Make tea and coffee
3. Feed me sushi
4. Make simple breakfast: eggs and bacon
5. If I lie my head down on Aiko lap, have her clean my ears with a Q-tip.
6. Ability to massage my shoulders and neck.
7. Able to do print and write
8. Clean the windows
9. Dust the shelves
10. Clean my toilet. (I hate cleaning the bathroom, might as well have someone else do it for me)

[Phyllis]

what a fucking asshole

"i made a robot that can clean my toilet and feed me food SHE IS THE PERFECT WOMAN!!!!1"

[ChrisLovesYou]

i'd say that any woman that would clean my toilet and feed me is pretty cool too

i'd say that, but you'd castrate me

[ChrisLovesYou]

this gets more terrifying the more i read about it, actually

[monet2u]

ok that's creepy.

and she's in a wheel chair, that sounds like a fetish or something.


again I say creepy on many levels.

[Jan]

It is just too weird to describe.

[jen]

ok, but if i had a guy who would do all of those things, it'd be pretty bad ass....

[aquaphase]

obviously you don't have your James trained correctly.

[jen]

obviously you don't have your James trained correctly.

i'm working on it.