Raccoon 'burglar' evades Dallas police, wreaks havoc...

[ifihadahifi]

Best story ever in today's DMN.

Short version: Old people, a drawn pistol, torn Venetian blinds, a discharged taser and an escape through a chimney.

[mere1975]

"Mr. Hyde opened the door, and it wasn't long before the officers, in the words of a police report, 'determined the suspect was a raccoon.'"

- Mere "the suspect lunged at the officer" 1975

[Dalya]

Ammonia

Good job, little sneaker feller. Roam free!