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Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:45 am

ok now we're in a fight, bonnie. how dare you not respond to us? i hate you. i'm ripping off my friendship necklace right now.
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I'm here... don't leave me!

Postby Bon-Bon » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:14 am

Don't break up with me...
I'm just a forum-newbie! I haven't figured it all out yet...

another chance, D - pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeee....
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:26 am

Don't break up with me...
I'm just a forum-newbie! I haven't figured it all out yet...

another chance, D - pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeee....
n00b.
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Postby Dutch » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:59 am

ok now we're in a fight, bonnie. how dare you not respond to us? i hate you. i'm ripping off my friendship necklace right now.
I say you give her another shot. Yr not such a prize, yrself, after all - it's probably not a good idea to go tossing lovely lezdies off like trash in yr situation. <----- fat, fug, etc.

hahahahahahahaha.

WHERE'S MY BRAIN JUICE, TROLL?!?!?!
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Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:26 am

n00b.
my rhetoric teacher said this in class, thus admitting his addiction to internet nerdo games and he laughed because i looked so disgusted and I just shook my head and said "I'm so embarassed for you right now". (The reason I got an A and not an A+).

You have one more chance Bonnie. And you better not forget my birthday! December 23rd. You can remember it because it's right before Jesus' birthday. BECAUSE I'M MORE IMPORTANT!!!!!

I'd like an Hermes purse, please. Thank you. (Or Hermos if you happen to go to Chinatown.)
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Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:28 am

TROLL?!?!?!
I... cannot believe... you just... fucking... called me... a.... TROLL?!?!??!!

THAT IS NOT OKAY!!!!

Unless I'm one of the special ones with sparkly shit on my belly.
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Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:30 am

Bonnie, after being called a troll I decided I don't have to have an hermes, you just have to come to dinner sometime in Decemer so you can meet Michael. Mmmkay? So find a baby sitter. Or a leash and a tree.
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Postby Dutch » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:54 am

Or a leash and a tree.
LezTroll Parenting 101

I hear UTD has a great course in that.
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Postby Dalya » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:16 pm

bonnie i love you. youve replaced mt.
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