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Postby mere1975 » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:14 pm

Doesn't this one involve spit, though?

While offensive, I guess it is a much healthier byproduct than secondhand smoke for those around you. . .

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Postby monet2u » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:56 pm

well I don't recall in the focus group that you needed to spit. I think they've taken that part out of the equation. more like having a mint, then after having it in your mouth you throw it away.
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Postby mere1975 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:40 am

Nice!

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Postby roach » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:39 pm

In the mail today:

A FREE CAN OF SNUS!!!!!!

they're following me. this came with an instruction manual, with a nice warning. May cause gum disease and loss of teeth. OH YUM!
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Postby monet2u » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:29 am

what flavor?
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Postby katie » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:50 am

that's how they getcha. they rope you in with all the free cans and then BAM! you've got a hole in your lip the size of a quarter. is that what you want?

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Postby Irock » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:29 pm

We got two tins today - in them wasn't snus, but coupons for snus... I wonder if I can Ebay them.

Anybody want six free snus coupons?
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Postby monet2u » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:37 pm

they said texas was the text market and they meant it.
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Postby roach » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:51 pm

We got two tins today - in them wasn't snus, but coupons for snus... I wonder if I can Ebay them.

Anybody want six free snus coupons?

i opened up my can... coupons! SNAP!
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