Dalya?

[mere1975]

Nope. Kathy Griffin.

Her acceptance speech when she won an Emmy for her Bravo show:

“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this. He had nothing to do with this,” Griffin said in her acceptance speech. “Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now.”

- Mere "suck it" 1975

[monet2u]

[NerfHerder]

Probably one of the funniest things she's ever said.

[roach]

that's awesome.

were the Emmy's this weekend or something?

[Dalya]

i dont care what anyone says -- i think she's hilarious. and now i love her even more.

dal "but she needs a better plastic surgeon if she's going to bother with it" ya