Diet Fork

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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Postby Irock » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:19 pm

For the low, low price of $8.95 cents, you too can have not one, not two, but TEN fork that - um - don't function very well as eating utenils.[/url]
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:08 pm

I love that they took every poor design choice and turned it into a marketing PLUS:

Uncomfortable grip!
Dull tines!
Slippery surfaces that don't grasp food!

Get 'em while they're hot!

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Postby zenmomma » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:28 am

They just look like cheap ass plastic forks.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:24 pm

They just look like cheap ass plastic forks.
Well, perhaps to an unsophisticated eye they do.

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Postby Irock » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:30 pm

The matching plates.


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Postby monet2u » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:39 pm

ugh...why can't someone just make air tasty and filling?
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:36 pm

ugh...why can't someone just make air tasty and filling?
I am sure that 3 million starving Africans wish the same thing.

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Postby Dalya » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:25 pm

waa-waaah.

(debbie downer sound)

Um I believe those forks are really just the sporks that Popeyes serves with red beans and rice. am I right?
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