i know you're all dying to know

[Phyllis]

the bowling team didn't make it through the qualifying matches. we did pretty okay though. i got a t-shirt and a poster though. woooo.

we'll win next year.

[Dutch]

Next year.

And you should all be proud of all your work this year, too!

[Dogatron]

did you bowl over 200 again?

[Phyllis]

hell no. ;(

no one on our team bowled over 200. that's why we didn't make it. those bitches.

[NerfHerder]

Even so, you had a helluva season.

Make sure your laces don't get tangled in the off-season, kid. Next year is your senior season. Gotta step up your game. You'll be a leader soon.

[mere1975]

Sounds like fun, though!

- Mere "Glad you're getting all involved and talented and shit in Denton" 1975