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Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:58 am

saw jay from project runway at the gay bar tonight HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*still drunk*

i kept saying i wanted to steal his glasses and sell them on ebay. he seemed like a total bitch.

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:00 am

also they showed hardcore porn videos in the gay bar. and there was an 80 year old man there (LITERALLY) and he was talking to a guy who was 30 tops. GROSS. he had wrinkles on his BALD HEAD. vom. the old man was more alarming than any gay porn ever.

oh and there were live strippers. who turned out to be straight because they only looked at us (group of girls) and later tried to get a girl's phone number. yeah "well mom he strips at gay bars but he's straight". yeah right.

monet2u · Postby **monet2u** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:55 pm

gay for pay

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:27 pm

That counts a a star sighting. Yay!

- Mere "Jay is a bitch" 1975

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:50 am

tonight went to Misshapes and steph turned into a lesbian for the lead singer of whatever band we saw (i sat down to avoid puking). we danced a lot and next thing i knew we had about 4 different guys helping us get a cab and telling us to get in BEFORE we tell them were going to brooklyn, cause they all drive off otherwise

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:52 am

also, not a good idea to wear 5 inch heels if you plan on walking/standing/dancing. also not a good idea to wear cream pants and a white shirt in new york city. ever.

LUV THA BIG APPLE!!!!!

my feet are literally bleeding. going home tomorrow night at 5:30 PM. i miss my doggy but ny is fun. i want to live here.

p.s. anyone want to pay my credit card bill? ill be your best friiiiieeeend.

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:25 am

oh, p.s. the girl who i'm a lesbian for is the daughter from Stepmom, Jena Malone. she had a mustache drawn on with eyeliner and a really good voice. by the time they played i'd had 2 bottle thingies of sake (at dinner), 2 shots of jager, and about 3 gin and tonics (thats why the above post is so cool) so i can't remember what her band is called but i know i liked it. the drinking was to make my feet go numb because my shoes killed, but it backfired because i kept tripping and stabbing myself with the stiletto heels.

p.p.s. the day after i left some creepy guy followed steph and ren on the street and grunted at them whilst jerking off inside his sweatshirt. i can't wait to live there! those new yorkers are so sophisticated!

zenmomma · Postby **zenmomma** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:14 am

Is this the one? www.myspace.com/ofwildanimals

Says that Russell Simins is in her band (Jon Spencer Blues Explosion) and Louis Schwadron on keyboards?!

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:24 pm

I like how it went from making fun of Steph turning les for the singer to you saying it was you being les for the singer. Ha. I would have yelled, "You went to see Pearl Jam with Susan Sarandon, wooooooo!"

I also like that you didn't notice Louis Schwadron was in the band. Wasn't he doing his Louis dance?

- Mere "Jena Malone has pouty down pat" 1975

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:28 pm

i think that was just her singing in her basement. if you google her name thats one of the first websites that comes up (not myspace but her own website) and its a bunch of movies she made of herself doing monologues and singing in her bathtub and stuff. she's so weird. love it!

here are some pictures of her at misshapes and also some pictures of all the dumb hipsters there:

Dalya · Postby **Dalya** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:31 pm

heres the myspace of whatever is her new band i guess:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =136884259

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