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There was a kid on my street who had the sweet Evel Knievel
bike with the red, white, & blue stars n stripes banana seat..he was always bragging that he could jump like Evel...until he almost lost a nut trying to prove himself while trying to jump a garbage can. What a dumb-ass! But the bike was sweet! Do you guys remember the ten-speed version of the EK bike?
we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.
Hahaha! I remember once in second grade and I was not only new to bike riding but I had a used adult bike(and I was a pipsqueek) and I was trying to be cool riding in the street, going around parked cars like the big kids did. I looked back to see if I was clear to pass a parked car and rode right into it. I wasn't hurt, but I did the look around and hope no one saw me routine. (My pride was very injured.)we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.
"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight"
my brother still reminds me that I can't ride a bike.Hahaha! I remember once in second grade and I was not only new to bike riding but I had a used adult bike(and I was a pipsqueek) and I was trying to be cool riding in the street, going around parked cars like the big kids did. I looked back to see if I was clear to pass a parked car and rode right into it. I wasn't hurt, but I did the look around and hope no one saw me routine. (My pride was very injured.)we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.
on an awesome note, i finally finished rebuilding my bike, the sprocket arrived yesterday. now i can cruise around town with my awesome large handlebars and bitchin' fenders.
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ahh, but Roach... Your spectacular crash is best of all!
Vehicle of choice? Dumpster.
Vehicle of choice? Dumpster.

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