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Postby Play-Doh » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:59 pm

Reminds me of a crash on my bike when I was about and learned the hard way that fat kids cant be BMX'ers. The street still has pieces of my lip in it.

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Postby roach » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:08 pm

There was a kid on my street who had the sweet Evel Knievel
bike with the red, white, & blue stars n stripes banana seat..he was always bragging that he could jump like Evel...until he almost lost a nut trying to prove himself while trying to jump a garbage can. What a dumb-ass! But the bike was sweet! Do you guys remember the ten-speed version of the EK bike?

we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.

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Postby ree-ree » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:28 pm

we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.
Hahaha! I remember once in second grade and I was not only new to bike riding but I had a used adult bike(and I was a pipsqueek) and I was trying to be cool riding in the street, going around parked cars like the big kids did. I looked back to see if I was clear to pass a parked car and rode right into it. I wasn't hurt, but I did the look around and hope no one saw me routine. (My pride was very injured.)
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Postby roach » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:36 pm

we had an EK playset. with jumps and a motorcycle and Evil himself in doll form.
I was too busy riding my bike into parked cars to jump trashcans.
Hahaha! I remember once in second grade and I was not only new to bike riding but I had a used adult bike(and I was a pipsqueek) and I was trying to be cool riding in the street, going around parked cars like the big kids did. I looked back to see if I was clear to pass a parked car and rode right into it. I wasn't hurt, but I did the look around and hope no one saw me routine. (My pride was very injured.)
my brother still reminds me that I can't ride a bike.

on an awesome note, i finally finished rebuilding my bike, the sprocket arrived yesterday. now i can cruise around town with my awesome large handlebars and bitchin' fenders.

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:04 am

ahh, but Roach... Your spectacular crash is best of all!

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