Creepiest fortune cookie messages

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:15 pm

I'd crap my pants if I opened it to see:

It's later than you think.

- Mere "Sam and I were just laughing about these" 1975

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:16 pm

You will outlive your friends and family.

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:24 pm

Don't look under the bed. Seriously.

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roach · Postby **roach** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:36 pm

It's not yours

eebs · Postby **eebs** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:42 pm

that was your last meal

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:11 pm

It's not yours

that was your last meal

- Mere "those are hilarious" 1975

sam · Postby **sam** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:17 pm

that was your last meal

Unless someone can step up, I think this is the winner.

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:09 pm

Unless someone can step up, I think this is the winner.

Challenge extended. . .

- Mere "I'm Ross" 1975

roach · Postby **roach** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:27 pm

all your base are belong to us

mdmusick · Postby **mdmusick** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:37 pm

I'm partial to:

That wasn't chicken.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:12 pm

I'm partial to:

That wasn't chicken.

I was thinking along those lines too but all I could think of was "meow."

How 'bout The best isn't yet to come.

James · Postby **James** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:15 pm

Make sure you're near a toilet in thirty minutes.

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