Overheard in Gun Barrel City

[Sybil]

I'm sure many of you are familiar with the website Overheard in New York - it's hysterical.

I think GBC needs one. Sample

Teenage girl and mother perusing swimwear at Wal-Mart
Mother: I like these with the cute little skirts
Daughter: It's called a skirtini
Mother: But there aren't any panties!
Daughter: That one's a slutini

I could collect a million, just at Wal-Mart

Sybil

[Kristen]

hahaha

[NerfHerder]

Hahahah.

Not to steal GBC's thunder, but today in the Kroger parking lot in Lancaster, OH:

Man (Walking away from woman with groceries in hands): Yeah well maybe if everyone in your house weren't smoking crack all day...
Woman: Nobody smokin' crack in my house no more, boy.
Man: Your boy been in a Texas prison for how many years now? Five?

[Kristen]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

[kip]

Man! I miss Ohio!

[mere1975]

Overheard in Dallas:

"Smoking monkeys were so cute until you realized they were addicted. That was when America was great and zoos were fun."


- Mere "(not fair, really, because it was Sam who said it)" 1975

[mere1975]

- Mere "Doomius, wasn't this your avatar for a while on that other board?" 1975

[sam]

Overheard in Dallas:

"Smoking monkeys were so cute until you realized they were addicted. That was when America was great and zoos were fun."


- Mere "(not fair, really, because it was Sam who said it)" 1975

I don't think that's verbatim.

[mere1975]

I don't think that's verbatim.

It's damn close!

- Mere "feel free to edit as needed" 1975