fork on the pavement

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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fork on the pavement

Postby eebs » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:37 pm

so i was walking to work this morning and there was a mini half fork from one of those supermarket ready made pasta meals on the pavement... i took it as a sign for the day ahead. it was there this evening when i walked back home from the supermarket with amy too.

i sure hope it finds a good home soon.
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Re: fork on the pavement

Postby Dogatron » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:58 am

there was a mini half fork from one of those supermarket ready made pasta meals on the pavement... i took it as a sign for the day ahead.
what was the sign? Look out for chav nearby with pasta stains on his tracksuit?
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Postby Dutch » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:49 am

Omk chav i luv that wurd.
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Postby mere1975 » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:08 pm

Hey there, Plastic Fork. . .
More soothsayer than litter
A forking good day

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Postby mr_j » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:03 pm

everybody...sing along!!!!!


FORK...ON THE PAVEMENT!
DUN DUN DUN! DUN-DUN DUN DUN! \m/

damn if you won't be singing that phrase all day!

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Postby Tomsk » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:05 pm

Is that sung to the tune of Smoke on the water?
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Postby mr_j » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:07 pm

yes sir.

i don't know how to translate the whole song into one about forks, though 'some stupid with a big spoon' could be worked in somehow.
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Postby roach » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:10 pm

there's a fork on the pavement and I wanna touch it.
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Postby eebs » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:22 pm

no fork on the pavement today... boo!
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Postby roach » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:34 pm

it sounds like this movie I saw when i was a little roach. this guy's hand came off in an auto accident. but then it came alive and crawled around, seems like it may have killed people. I think that was a movie.
Maybe the fork is crawling around looking for a victim. maybe.
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Postby eebs » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:18 pm

don't tell amy, she's been watching some tv show with this crazy guy who sees ghosts and stuff. only 12 minutes to earl though :D
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