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roach
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Postby roach » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:47 pm

astralwerks. about 10 years ago.


are people all bitchy at your work this week?

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Postby monet2u » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:24 pm

no, they seem rather calm and quiet to be honest.




Do you rub them the wrong way?

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Postby Irock » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:30 pm

No, I learned a long time ago not to rub my coworkers.

When was the last time you got one of those "for every person you forward this to Bill Gates will give you $200 and a dying child will get a mamogram or some shit" Emails from someone who should know better?

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:06 pm

Long enough ago that I can no longer remember it. I am truly blessed.

What the hell is ridin' dirty, anyway?
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Postby roach » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:16 pm

in the butt.

ever want to be a cowboy?

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Postby eebs » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:27 pm

yeah. got the photos to prove it too (6th birthday party). no wonder i ended up married to a fine texan lady.

if you were in a jumbotron sized band, what name would you use for your secret "club" show?

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:44 pm

Anal Barbarians.... naw, that's too cool a name for a throwaway band. I'll go with To Be Announced.


What is your get home from school/work ritual?
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Postby froggorino » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:29 am

take off the bra, wash face and brush teeth, check email and return those phone calls while sitting in my own desk chair.

don't you hate driving while talking on your cell?

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Postby ree-ree » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:37 pm

I don't do it much. I hate it more when the other guy is doing it.

Chicago passed a law that you have to use a hands free device when on the cellphone in the car. Nobody pays much attention (except Jack, cuz he's a goody-goody). Problem is where are the exact boundries of the city?
It makes me feel better in the cabs though. Those guys are always on the phone.

Have you ever had an expensive cab ride?
(Most for me was last year, $55 bucks with tip, because we missed our train downtown. Cheaper than a room and more comfortable than the curb.)
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Postby Irock » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:07 pm

I don't think I've ever paid more than $20, but I've never even been in a cab in Dallas. For some reason I never think about them unless I'm travelling.

How old were you when you first took a trip in an airplane?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:27 pm

hmmm probably about 5 (maybe younger, I don't remember). I visited my grandparents every summer (cheap childcare)





How do you beat the heat?

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Postby roach » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:13 pm

ice cubes in my panties.


what do I smell like?

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Postby monet2u » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:07 pm

an iceberg




which do you prefer a boy cut, thong, or hi cut panty?

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Postby mr_j » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:10 pm

doesn't matter. the car antenna doth not discriminate when it comes to swatting dat a$$

if i have to give up something I like for lent, can that include going to church?
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Postby Irock » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:29 pm

Sure.

Are you Catholic though?


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