No forks, but footballers and sausages

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No forks, but footballers and sausages

Postby mere1975 » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:05 am

So I thought I should post it here.

"That Romanian soccer team that traded away 33 pounds of pork sausage to acquire defender Marius Cioara — only to have Cioara quit in embarrassment — is demanding its meat back..."

- Mere "'The sausage taunts all got too much'" 1975

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:15 am

Hmmm. Interesting dilemma. I'd say give them back the sausage.

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Postby sam » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:52 pm

How low would expectations be for this guy? He only had to out-perform a slow night at the beer garden's worth of ground, cased meat.
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Postby mere1975 » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:16 pm

*waiting for Dog to make sausage jokes*

- Mere "don't disappoint me, SqD" 1975

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