Forkers Central

Anyone out there care to share their opinion as to whether this product is a grand interpretation of a fork or a perversion of what a fork should be?

I think I'm OK with the telescopic fork. Think of it as a long-range strategic weapon.

BOOO!

Down with the unholy spawn. The sacred fork should never lay with the vile radio aentenna.

And yet - I love sporks. Go figure.

this is an ABOMINATION that is created by those perverted and twisted SPOONERS, meant to sully the Godly name of FORKS.

can i get an amen?

I think I'm OK with the telescopic fork. Think of it as a long-range strategic weapon.

"INCOMING!!!"

- Mere "Sam's dessert would never be safe if I had one of those" 1975

I think I'm OK with the telescopic fork. Think of it as a long-range strategic weapon.

It does allow theater-wide fork operations, but at what cost? The flimsy radio-antennae extension makes it so much less stabby and that is what makes a fork a fork. I think I am going to have to say that a telescopic fork might be ok but this execution of one looks unacceptable.