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My father lives in a bobcat fested outskirts of Helena MT. Many a times bobcats have come into yards and gotten dogs and other small animals. Most people there have a rifle within reach for that very reason. The biggest fear is that they will maul or kill a small child playing in the yard. From what...

Money VERY well spent!

If you don't mind it being re-spent on a lawn jockey for a certain Lakewood house.

I do my best to support the landscaping arts

Money VERY well spent!

Feel free to make all the sick/disturbing/inappropriate statements about me personally as you want. I'm totally fair game (and often deserve it). However, I do not appreciate (and will not tolerate) "flippant" remarks involving my children no matter how "good natured" they are i...

Good God, it seems Bubba did not die after all.

Hes already the stuff of legends on the spork forum.

Thought you would enjoy this, from one clown hater to another. You can kill the clown one of three ways. I especially enjoy "Behead and punt"

http://www.zooass.com/games/killtheclown/enhanced.shtml

Play-Doh

Why must you keep teasing us? I thought you were gone when Glitter came out... Then after that I didn't hear anythign for a while... Now you've invaded my home hocking soft drinks. When will you ever please just go away for good??? http://www.rubbermag.com/news/0604/imgs/060419_carey.jpg I forgot w...

Thats better than midget porn. Period.

Y'all realize y'all are getting CDs filled with Spork b-sides, right?

Oh im sure I could throw in some "Air Supply" as well....just to balance it out.

ro"when i was a kid i wanted to go to camp like in the movies... but i never did"ach I had hopped for the same...but I always hoped it would turn into a bloodbath ending with a transvestive knife holding psychopath, "Sleepaway Camp Massacare Style" i saw a movie that ended that ...

I am from Montana and up till just a few years ago we had no speed limit. The law simply stated "You must drive in a reasonable and prudent manner" in other words, speed like hell just dont hit anything. It was fun while it lasted.

ro"when i was a kid i wanted to go to camp like in the movies... but i never did"ach

I had hopped for the same...but I always hoped it would turn into a bloodbath ending with a transvestive knife holding psychopath, "Sleepaway Camp Massacare Style"

And my ever-standard tray insert pic. I just love this pic http://www.forkerscentral.com/images/forkse/back-in.jpg Mmmmm....yummy kitty! I dont care what kind of meat it is...cow or cat...its always tasty when pressed between buns. Play "That sounded far dirtier than I ever intended" Doh

For some reason whenver I see someone with a extreme piercing I just want to rip it out. Its not that I enjoy hurting people, but its alot like telling a child "whatever you do, dont push that red button. You can push any button, except that ONE BUTTON" and I just gotta do it.

I gotta come around here more often, there just aint enough talk of poop on the spork board.

The spork board is great. . .

- Mere "for me to poop on" 1975

It would be an honor for you to shit on our front door Mere.