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Make it an Olympic sport, that would be fracking funny.

Lmao!

Yup, the good ol' ripe age of 18. Had my birthday last Friday matter of fact. -rubs in- Anyways, felt? As in felt up? Hmm, from you, probably not an option.

Roach, got it. Ok, is there any particular reason? Do they smell funny or what?

I was already certain you guys were insane, but now that Phyllis has confirmed it, you cannot deny it.

No problem, Irock. Already I can see that there are a few inside jokes that I will probably never understand, but it's all good.

Cool Denton teen? I suppose you could call me that. Yup, cool .

Haha, Nerf too funny!

Wow. No comment.

Yes, let's all be nice to Jess. She seems pretty cool.

-nod-

And she uses Viagra, so that makes her awesome!