"So funny I forgot to laugh"

[mere1975]

A lady in the next row of cubicles actually just said that.

What's next, a 1976-era Steve Martin "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me!?"

- Mere "'Not.'" 1975

[ree-ree]

Or:
I know you are but what am I?

[roach]

hahaaha that's awesome.

[Irock]

Last week, we were trying to figure out how to build a system to implement some insane person's crack head scheme, and he started to loose patience while we were talking through it. He said:

"Look, I don't care how the sausage gets made...."

EEEEEWWW!

So now we're making up new pork product-related acronyms for everything.

[mere1975]

"Look, I don't care how the sausage gets made...."

My (cool) cube neighbor just said she heard that phrase on TV last week and also got skeeved out. Your coworker must have been watching the same show.

- Mere "I'm going to say, 'I don't care whether you smoke the bacon or maple-cure it, as long as I get two strips next to my scrambled eggs.'" 1975

[aquaphase]

I like smoked bacon. It's just hard to keep lit.

Badum-bum.

[mere1975]

(Not sure what in hell this is, but it came up when I searched for an image of 'bacon' and 'cigarette' -- and it has a fork, I think, so here you go.)

- Mere " " 1975

[zenmomma]

Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.

Funny that its (International) bacon.

[mere1975]

Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.

So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?

- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975

[Steveums]

Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.

So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?

- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975

it's a toast rack, actually. silly foreigners it's less like a hairclip and more like this (the british shoppe! )

[mere1975]

more like this (the british shoppe! )

My mom had a brass one that we used for mail growing up!

- Mere "I should put toast in it -- I bet they still have it in their office" 1975

[Jan]

Or:
I know you are but what am I?

Shame shame, know yr name.

[jbfromoc]

Or:
I know you are but what am I?

Shame shame, know yr name.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

[sam]

Overdone, and possible redundant, eh forkers:

Gag me with a spoon

I mean, of course a spoon would cause you to gag, if you still have the gag reflex.

[ifihadahifi]

Its actually a toast holder... we use ours to hold mail.

So is it like a giant hair clip, kinda?

- Mere "cool, I need a toast holder" 1975

it's a toast rack, actually. silly foreigners it's less like a hairclip and more like this (the british shoppe! )

Okay, I might put together a convincing argument that it's actually a mail organizer and the British are the silly ones.
Y'all do all kinds of weird things with toast.