begun, teh monkey wars has

[aquaphase]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

How do you take care of a band of roving vicious monkeys that kill the deputy mayor of Dehli???? Train larger, more vicious monkeys to take them out. It is literally on like Donkey Kong.

[roach]

nice!
the only thing that would make this better is lazers.

[Irock]

Awesome.

so the lizards kill the pidgeons...

Lisa - But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner - No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa - But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner - Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa - But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner - No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

[sam]

Skinner - No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

It worked when they lured the killer bees into the Astrodome.