KITES of DEATH

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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KITES of DEATH

Postby mr_j » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:12 pm

11 Die at Kite Festival
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Postby Tracy » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:24 pm

I guess this means that the ban will be back on.
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Postby sam » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:30 am

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops...
So they do this in the middle of the city?
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:56 am

I thought this was the most hilarious thing until I showed it to someone else and they asked if I was trying to ruin their day because it was so incredibly morbid. That's when I noticed, "oh, hey, yeah, this is terrible."

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Postby NerfHerder » Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:15 am

Looking in on the secret Israeli military planning committee:

"Suicide bombings just aren't WORKING anymore! The security is tighter than ever and our recruitment pool is running thin!"

"Gentlemen, kites!"
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