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Hear what happened to Mascherano? Torn anus! I didn't even know that was possible. Holy hell that sounds like the worst thing ever, or second worse, but still really bad. Also, he has a concussion, but FIFA's still playing by the 1950s, rub some dirt on it rules on that.

I clenched.

I clenched.

Careful. You clinch too hard and you can tear it.

He played in the final, so maybe "torn" was a bit of an exaggeration.