Forkers Central

I got an email saying to come here, so I did.

Yay! Dooooom had brought it up recently that we hadn't blown the dust off of this place in a long while, so I thought I'd make the cattle call to see who responded.

Forkers, now that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.

Forkers, now that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

I suppose we are all a lot older and wiser now. I am married and everything.

Woo, I remembered my password!

And now I'm remembering two sweet, sassy words I haven't seen sitting next to each other in years: slapdash incongruities.

And this guy:

- mere "oh yeah, and this" 1975

I've been here fairly recently and practically all by myself

holy crapples

I'm older. Much much older. Mostly in the pants.

so what has everyone been doing these past ten years??

i graduated college i have an office and i'm closer to thirty than i am to twenty

I, like roach, am mostly just much older in the pants.

I learned the secret of man's fire.

I learned the secret of man's fire.

So that's what you did in Canukistan

I am the answer to life, the universe and everything....and with a 6 and 3 year old, totally feel it! ffs...you kids stop getting older!

I visited here every now and then to have political discourse with Sam, but we just ended up doing it on messenger. It never amounted to much because he thought it through way more than me and we aren't too dissimilar in opinions to ever argue. That said, it's all getting scary now...

That said, it's all getting scary now...

Word motherfucking up.