email from work (swine flu inside)

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email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby roach » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:28 pm

this came complete with how to prevent swine flu and how to wash your hands attachments.

"We’ve been notified of potential swine flu infection within the building. Please use caution when using common area computers, telephones, etc. As an added precaution consider wiping down your work space by using Clorox wipes. We’ve asked facilities to re-stock hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes.

Attached are other tips that might be helpful. Remember these are tips to consider on a daily basis, not just during flu season or at the time of notification .

Remember, please stay home when sick for at least 24 hours after your fever is gone without use of fever-reducing medication."

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Re: email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby Irock » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:10 am

Y'ALL GET CLOROX WIPES?!? We had swine flu, but we don't even get Kleenex :-/
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Re: email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby aquaphase » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:30 pm

Swine flu?!?!?! Isn't that 2009's problem? Can't we get a new pandemic to deal with?

Oh, wait... found one
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Re: email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby zenmomma » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:11 pm

We had posters on the tube and at work and bottles of hand sanitizer.

I think I had 'the swine'...it was some kind of flu...

I got a course of tamiflu...gave me crazy violent dreams!

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Re: email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby James » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:57 am

They've shoved so many people in my office that it's just an epidemic in waiting. Throw in the fact there are people from all over the world and exponent that...
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Re: email from work (swine flu inside)

Postby mere1975 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:12 am

James wrote:Throw in the fact there are people from all over the world and exponent that...
Not to be racist (is this racist to notice?) but at my office at Citigroup, there was a pest problem that Texas exterminators really had a hard time busting. A lot of our technology employees were from India, and somehow, moths from that part of the world hatched thanks to food stored in desks in that building. . . It was pretty funny.

- Mere "would you rather be surrounded by Indian moths or flu virii?" 1975

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