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this came complete with how to prevent swine flu and how to wash your hands attachments.

"We’ve been notified of potential swine flu infection within the building. Please use caution when using common area computers, telephones, etc. As an added precaution consider wiping down your work space by using Clorox wipes. We’ve asked facilities to re-stock hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes.

Attached are other tips that might be helpful. Remember these are tips to consider on a daily basis, not just during flu season or at the time of notification .

Remember, please stay home when sick for at least 24 hours after your fever is gone without use of fever-reducing medication."

ro"not worried at all. nope. a little, maybe."ach

Y'ALL GET CLOROX WIPES?!? We had swine flu, but we don't even get Kleenex :-/

Swine flu?!?!?! Isn't that 2009's problem? Can't we get a new pandemic to deal with?

Oh, wait... found one

We had posters on the tube and at work and bottles of hand sanitizer.

I think I had 'the swine'...it was some kind of flu...

I got a course of tamiflu...gave me crazy violent dreams!

zen 'coughs and sneezes spread diseases' momma

They've shoved so many people in my office that it's just an epidemic in waiting. Throw in the fact there are people from all over the world and exponent that...

Throw in the fact there are people from all over the world and exponent that...

Not to be racist (is this racist to notice?) but at my office at Citigroup, there was a pest problem that Texas exterminators really had a hard time busting. A lot of our technology employees were from India, and somehow, moths from that part of the world hatched thanks to food stored in desks in that building. . . It was pretty funny.

- Mere "would you rather be surrounded by Indian moths or flu virii?" 1975