hey my nuts itch, can I scratch them real quick?

Postby **aquaphase** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:37 pm

THEY ITCH!

That was so damn funny.

roach · Postby **roach** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:46 pm

reminded me of old neighbor timmy a little.

Irock · Postby **Irock** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:05 pm

My favorite part: "it's not funny!"

I actually felt a little sorry for the guy. They coulda let him scratch his nuts.

sam · Postby **sam** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:28 am

It's not like he was arguing with the cop about if he was guilty, he just needed a little help with the grapes.

ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:57 pm

I know that feeling. You're sitting in a business meeting...

sam · Postby **sam** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:43 pm

I know that feeling. You're sitting in a business meeting...

...and you ask politely, excuse me, but I need to scratch my nuts. What's the big deal?

ifihadahifi · Postby **ifihadahifi** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:13 pm

There's got to be a way to business casually give them a good clawing.

mere1975 · Postby **mere1975** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:59 pm

That's what deep pockets are for, right?

- Mere "learned that from The New Adventures of Old Christine" 1975

katie · Postby **katie** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:23 am

i could not love this more. get ready for a lot of quoting this.

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